flapjack_jack

11:41 pm:

Am so out of touch...I dont know anyone...

12:58 am: hey all, thort i'd speak my soul for a bit seen as though im in one of those, listen to sad music and think a lot moods lol. How are you all? good? marvellous.

well...where to start...i think ive got to a point in life where i actually miss alcohol sum nites, thts rly sad isnt it lol, it's just strange that you can be on such a high one night, then fall to a complete low the next morning, i suppose it's better that we wish for the good times which come occasionally, rather than jst live completely dull lives. cant wait to get out of this town now though, 16 years is too long, the worst thing is, how the fuk do u leave every1.. not easy.. and wat do people think btw lol, america or canada?? i cnt decide lol. i feel as though i should say a rly big apology to the bench crew, i know i dnt rly see you guys much but i definately HAVE NOT forgotten bout ya, and i no its a bit late but happy bday shiv! i havent rly had the chance to speak to many of you guys lately...lifes jst a bit stressful at the moment, cant wait till the summer!

hmm...what else to say, i dnt feel as hyper as i used to, dunno y...used to luv the attention lol (i admit it), not so bothered now...i must be gettin old lol, anyways, i mainly jst wnted everyone on here (my friends) to all know that you'll never be forgotten, and i still think of you all even though i dont see you much, and that you've all made a difference in my life (for the better) and that you all friggin rock! anyways, its a bit late...so im off to bed, can't be doin wid late nites like this lol, im too old! xxxxx peace out xxxxx

10:01 pm: GOOD EVENING MANHATTEN!!!!!! (crowd roar!!! and the smoke disguises the entrance of the beegees as the enter onto the stage in darkness, a sniper shoots a bullet into the sky....and it lands in my cottage pie)

BASTARD!!! i was enjoying that aswell

anyways, i suppose its about time for mr seddon's occasional update, hope everyones reading!!! grrr all those who arent.......bang! ha...bet ya didnt see that coming

well, first things first, i ate 12 slices of pizza at deep pan's all you can eat today, along with pasta and chips....im quite full it has to be said, AHHH!!! EXAMS THIS WEEK!!!! PANIC!!! SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T!!!! first actual exams that matter, have actually been revising this time :P

life's seemed quite strange lately, everythings calmed down loads after xmas, and i dnt like it lol, i need a party or sumfin....sum1 organise a house party!!!! now!!!!....and invite me please :D ....its just everything seems a bit depressing, nuthing rly happenin, i dunno, i rly wanna learn to drive, hopefully gunna be planning a BIIIG holiday for not this summer, but the summer after, were going to cornwall!!!! woo!!! two weeks there :P i want EVERYONE to go, so, people, learn to drive, and then we'll try n go, i wanna get like 20 ppl :P and we'll camp, and have beach parties!!! it would so rawk! and it would be a gd leaving thing be4 i go to uni :S ahhh!!! i dnt wanna leave any1 :( dont forget mee!!! (im startin to feel old :S) leave a comment if ur up for goin! it wont cost much if we camp.

well, i guess theres not much else to say, shuld i update this more? it seems to put ur life into a lot more context, lets u analyse ur own life in a way, ah well, keep smilin every1!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX

10:04 pm: ALL
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-am
Do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.

Not in a house, not with a mouse
Not here or there, not anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-am

Could you? Would you? With a goat?
Could you? Would you? On a boat?
Could you? Would you? In the rain?
Could you? Would you? On a train?

Not with a goat. Not on a boat.
Not in the rain. Not on a train.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.
Oh, no!

Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a tree. You let me be!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am!

(All take their bows)

I do not like green eggs and ham!



Ah, well, now thats outta the way, id like to give a big round of applause for probably the best day ive had for a very very very long time :D all thx to a mrs seddon :P i mean..erm, shiv :D:D:D i didnt say mrs seddon...noooo...hahaha :D :P im very giggly lol, i do not like green eggs and ham, mmmm..

well, today, i spent the first 2 hours watching the bit in man of fire where he uses a rocket launcher, over, and over, and over, and over, and over agen for my media studies work...got very repetetive, but the bit after where he shoves a bomb up the guys ass made me laff :D so now ive gotta write that up on monday..which is about 2 hours away actually :D then i went and met up with the beautiful ms capano :D and we went and had a jolly good day, were on jack hunt field for ages, then went to haydens and saw sam n wai teung and lord gigner himself. erm, then i had to go home so shiv walked me bak...*daydreams, shes so prrreeety, MWA!* had a roast...but couldnt chew the beef so i gave up, then had rice pud ...mmmmmmm

then to top it all off, went bak and jammed wid hayden and sam, and we wrote the most KICK ASS song! were gunna rock this world! seriously! and erm, yeh, were gunna be recording hopefully next week! if anyone has like a digital track recorder or anyfin to lend...would be most appreciated :D

so now im back here, living a little, and not being watched by an old man walking a dog *acts shifty* :) erm, and i cant really say much more about my day, cuz it hasnt happened yet! OH!!! CHICAGO ROCK BATTLE OF THE BANDS FINAL ON THURSDAY!!!! CANT WAIT! IF UR OVER 18 AND WANNA COME!!! MESSAGE ME AND ILL GET U FREE TICKETS!!!! BLAH!!!

well, thts about it for my update in the wonderful world of jack....and remember to cut ur cheese at a 75% of a cm thickness!!

LUV YOO SHIV!!!! *MWAH* XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX BYE EVERY1!!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am!

10:53 pm: ....*peers out of box*...... hello??? is anyone there???......no?.....good, well, hi live journal, ive been hiding in my box for the last 5 months, scared to come out and face all the scaaary people out there. but ive come out of my box now, and im ready to have a lovely chat. Nobody will actually read this, but it doesnt matter, i dont know how im feelin at the moment, i feel gd cuz of a special sum1 at the moment :) (bet ya cant guess hu tht is :P) but im also a lil sad cuz i wnt to help sum1 who'se very important to me thru a tough time, but im not sure how to :( *hugs*

But on a lighter note, 6th forms going very well, hard, fun, and exhausting....(honestly, no sexual metaphor was meant there) its a bit lonely at lunch time but im jst about coping :P john n jamie r my 6th form buddies, then i have shiv, taisy, megs, ali, kelly n laura as my lunchtime buddies (aswell as john n jamie) and then walker and sum uva ppl jst seem to be where ever i look :P

ME N HAYDEN ARE KOCS!!!! weve been writing sum kick ass tunage lately, and were hoping to get a demo together of about 3/4 songs so we can recruit sum hard rockin amigos to play wid, then we wanna get out there! and BE NUMBER 1!!!! cuz were gunna be famous and by a nice looking ford fiesta........with a dragons head breathing fire as the indicators.....well, maybe not :)

anyways, i smell, ive jst come bak from the chippy, n now im going to get very naked, and take a shower
Luv you all dearies, ill see most of ya tomorow, BYYYYEEEE!!!! MWA!!! XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX

05:15 pm: wat duz recumbent mean?... lets split it up.... re - opposite, cum - spunk, bent - gay

therefore it means, the opposite of spunking on the pope....i think

10:39 pm: the life i once possesed...wel, its a kl title lol
Hey, its me agen, aint rly sed anyfin on here, didnt see any reason to, ya see, ive always thort of this thing as a place to express things tht u wouldnt normally say, things tht upset u, and its also a place where you can help others, which is the most important thing, its gd to know that there are ppl there for u, and tht we'll all find our place with the help of our friends. i wanna live in a world where we can all be honest, i think ive learnt tht thts the key to livin in a perfect world, cuz wen we all become honest, all problems can be sorted, and then we can be happy, but until then, we have to keep tryin to be the best we can be.

on a lighter note :) SKOODLEFISH ROCK!!!! any lyrics tht could be written would be a HUUUGE help, were jst goin songwritin mad at the moment and shuld have gigs and an ep lined up as soon as poss, also the website will be up and running soon. its lookin gd folks :) anywayS! LUV YA ALL!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

09:19 pm: WOW!!!!! last nite was MAAADD!!!! BUT SKOODLEFISH ARE BAK AND WE ARE ROCKIN!!!!! LIFE RULES!!!!!! (im such a rollercoaster) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRUIT!!!!! AND EVRY1S HAPPY AND OMG OMG OMG THE WATERMELONS ARE RIPE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

12:18 am: today has been the scariest day of my life, i was so extatic today, i felt tht life couldnt get better, but a song has inspired me beyond imagination, boulevard of broken dreams, and i dont understand why but i feel totally lost, i cant understand hu i am, and y im here, and now im sat here with no1 to speak to, and i dnt know what to do, i jst want sum1 to tell me hu i am, im questioning the point of life, so ive found new beliefs, i was thinking that how can anything be more painful than life in general, i believe that we are all living in hell, and that life is the test we go through to make it into heaven, because if this wasn't hell, and we could go to hell, people would be too scared to live there lives, and if there is no better place after life, ther is no insentive to be alive, and the meaning of life is therefore irrelevant. i dunno, i jst dnt undastand anymore, i hope sum1 can jst help me figure this all out, ill probably be okay tomorow, but i feel i express myself more truthful wen i am on my own and its late, time to go now, byebye

"i walk this empty street, on the boulevard of broken dreams, where the city sleeps, and im the only one and i walk alone"

06:00 pm: spinach
this green substance is the equivalent of putting a frog with lettuce in a blender, then taking it out before killing them and giving it to popeye to become very strong, i cnt be arsed to be random today! so im jst gunna give a big hello to my BEST NEW FRIENDS! SHIV TASH MEG n SARAH! but shiv has been poorly so lets all give her a big huggle! god dammit, this was a short message, i dunno wat else to rite, apart from LETS FITE THE POWER AND SPANK PRESIDANT BUSH!!!!

10:22 am: fish
here i will attempt to name as many types of fish as possible, carp, cod, haddock, plaice, herring, goldfish, puffa, im very bad at this, instead, im going to leave u all, and hit myself with spoons

11:05 pm: Post Mortem Express lane for cheese
fan diddley doodles ive won the lottery, please pass the salsa and lets rejoice on the streets of moscow!! toodle pipskies santa clause u fucking bastard...I WAS SUCH A GD BOY!!! but wat do u give me, a pair of smegging socks...RARARAARRGHHGHGHG!!! I HOPE U ROT IN vegetables....yuk, i dnt like vegetables, they nicked my soul and scoffed it whilst dabbing up the gravy with his last piece of crusty bread, my mission continues

12:13 am: 1st post
howdy everybody, this, as u probably know by now, is my first post, i am quite excited, and want to thank mtv for this great oppotunity. my objective of this whole bonanza of hippos, is to be as random as possible, so, merry reading and giblets to all, eat my apples and call me suzan, bye bye